Taxi Driver?

May 27, 2009 | By admin In Misceleanous |

A guy in a taxi wanted to speak to the driver so he leaned forward and tapped him on the shoulder.
The driver screamed, jumped up in the air and yanked the wheel over. The car mounted the curb, demolished a lamppost and came to a stop inches from a shop window.
The startled passenger said “I didn’t mean to frighten you, just wanted to ask you something.”
Taxi driver says “Not your fault Sir. It’s my first day as a cab driver, I’ve been driving a hearse for the past 25 years”.

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en: Or maybe twitter every time I compile or something..? 07/08/09 06:54pm
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en: #BrotherBeareck says: So much rain in Feragothe lately...I wonder who is crying more...the Enlightened Father or the Great Mother? 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: @Baboon_King Is that Screaming Weasel balls in ice cream or ice cream made from Screaming Weasels? 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: @Diana_GG retweet, its just to post on your time line a particular tweet you liked or to pass on info from another tweet to benefit others 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: or how about IP20 !? that might give us the SM linkage .. Niki (@nikiblack) would u be willing to review our chat log to catch up? #smchat 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: @CaseyLoza you should go to the jacuzzi or get a message you disearve it, your s... Read More: http://is.gd/1rkVe 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: @moonair I'm refering when thet want to outdo the guys drinking, or dance extra hard just to get the guys attention... 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: @cbs4denver Right or wrong, we're nation of free-speech/thinkers. If students filled complaint, OK. But politicians made decision to censure 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: i got EE for @thecab's on the 14 & 15. will now spend a week debating if being front row will kill me or not. probably will. 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: or should I say on a leash!! LOL 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: @laineygossip/ I want to go now. Or was it they pick up the pooh, just that it smells like pee dispite. Hmm, don't know I still wanna c it! 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: @miSS_MoDeL stop useing my mother fuckin word bitch..damn don't u have some on the corner work2 do or somethin? 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: Home Eatting Golden Oreos....Is It Jus Me Or Are They Fuckin Addictive 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: I know I'm young, but if I had to choose you or the sun, I'd be one nocturnal son of a gun. http://tumblr.com/xyf2a3hvp 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: oh just missed the new biffy on radio 1. will have to catch up on listen again or a blog later... 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: @mcflymusic The tour dates you put out on myspace, is it all of them or is more coming up? cause Sweden still wants you here:) Xxx 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: @Jiggolo and did you ever go out and buy a book, or was that just all talk?? 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: @RICHIZFLY no just 1 honey, I knew you would like that so thats why i did it. just 4 you. Oh yea is it going over there 2 you or 2 me 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: Apartment searching... anyone know any great deals in Maitland or downtown Orlando? 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: exercise or a nap... tough decision. 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: @crimetime31 Thats great, I have friends that went pro or are going pro and i emphasis completing their degree, I definitely say go back 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: Ps I will pay you in kisses and gummy bears. Or other things, I am open to suggestions. 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: @kristinsaysok Oh my goodness, I thought you were kidnapped or something! Honey don't pay the ransom! She escaped. 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: Is Gen Y Efficient or Just Distracted? - http://shar.es/hcR6 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: @HoustonsGrace usually I'm trying to find something to register for or dates/times for events. Don't care for the tab format on home page. 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: I'm so worried, do I have done the job properly? Can't catch some deadlines, I dunno if this is me or 3rd party, clients or heavy workload 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: r @DugaldWilson @SteveAndrews That wouldn't explain why his altitude keeps going up... or would it? ;) 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: And yeah, he probably coulda made a better comparison. Or at least a more coherant one. Comparing stuff to Nazism is weak, and overused. 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: ok have friday off for real this time. thinking boston or nyc for the day. 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: i miss a certian guy that i havent seen or talked to in a few yrs....wish we could hang again sometime 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: I am ever in awe at the miracle of creation. The planting of a seed to produce the mighty oak, an apple or a baby.I will eat the apple now! 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: @CherylAnneNY brainwashed? or impressed and delighted by great service and a great product... ;-) 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: @djkiddb hahaha hes still crying...lol or mayb bein a good daddy & playin w all his puppies..dont judge him..lol..I gotchur bakk @DJEddieOne 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: gosh I just wanna retire an start interior designing, or painting...or I will just play tennis n golf...tht's be freaky awesome 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: these are not the same heavanly bodies that presented themselves to your Muhammed (PBUH) and Arjuna or Steven King...2Bcont... 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: @and_am Thanks! It's 4 other roomates so I'm sure I'll find at least one or two to get along with :) 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: Is it so very hard to understand that I don't want random people using my office when I'm not there? Or ever? 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: "Is that one top or bottom. it's a floater!"- @rtlivolsi on @ktmurtha 's baby #teeth in a 6 year old school photo. dirty chicklet? #dental 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: @chrisrotella i've taken amtrak from BWI and it always takes me at least 1.5 or 2 hours to get there. amtrak is ridic 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: Have a favroite Vegas restaurant? Dinner at the Bellagio or a hotdog from a street vendor? Share...http://tinyurl.com/mps4xz 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: @shawnqt: I had no idea Unreleased songs were AVAILABLE or accessible. WOW 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: @leslfay We're glad you enjoyed it! You can of course see it again tomorrow or Saturday ;-) 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: Use it or lose it, pls buy tix and go RT @albanytuarts: #newyorkcityballet started its season at SPAC last night: http://snurl.com/mdpxe 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: #dontyouhate when you have to be the bigger "man" or "woman"? 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: Was a close call, but managed to stay dryish today. Rained a little but was not enough to get through the jacket or helmet 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: do i go to the mudhens or tigers game tonight ? 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: Should forests be thinned to reduce fires, or be tended to store maximum amount of carbon to prevent global warming? http://snipr.com/mdczp 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: @emmyrossum try russianpointe.com, dancer.com, or discountdance.com ! :) hope one of those works! 07/08/09 06:54pm
: Sooner o.. http://tinyurl.com/mu5cyr 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: @ianbetteridge @pilky Some people use Office as a text editor; for others Excel is on a level with Photoshop or Final Cut. Hence confusion 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: Greets! To find the most responsible recyclers of computer and electronics, goto: www.ban.org or www.e-stewards.org via www.coopamerica.org 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: @shrinik does it have to be an 'or' ? 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: There R only 3 types of people in the world:1.ones that love you; 2.ones that don't care about U either way,or 3.the jealous haters! How sad 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: @LastSurPhiVor plus I eat a small lunch during the 1st break so my lunch I either take a nap or surf or in ur case tweet. Lol. 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: Well Said! RT @DominicScott I hate the word luck, no one is lucky. Everything happens for a reason or people make it happen. 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: #yourcurved if you ever had a pair of fila pradas in your hands or on your feet 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: @gezjames 2 options: let her play w one, maybe she'll love it - or - brainwash her w iPhone commercials on repeat 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: @Richard_Gable You should of cooked the thighs in a sauce or deep fried them. Good try anyhoo ;) 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: @Sportschix ha! Not sure if I should be excited or scared. Probably both. 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: @kaKNEEsha or people eho try to bring it on strong when they aint been there for 30 years 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: @PopTheCulture yeah lol!!! Jank is a noun. It can be a person place or thing.. 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: @Rihanna_Fenty Wait, Is your image still the 'good girl gone bad' or is the next project far from being a 'bag girl'? 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: Need mothers under 40 of 13-18 yo girls who use acne products. 7/9, 2:15pm, Midtown $85. Call 718-222-5600, Louve ext. 214 or Sofia ext. 220 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: having so much fun my head is going to explode, or is that just a stress headache coming on? 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: Had a great workout @ gameday today... Survived after no sleep or food! Now to find the courage to return tomorrow... I'm kinda scared! Lol 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: @flarmonster That thought has occurred to me once or twice too, but there are certain things I like gov. involvement with...roads...military 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: believe it or not...I found another load of dirty laundry in the boys' room. aarrgghh 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: @windoughshopper I saw that article and I have agreed all along, $GE Capital is the next Bear Stearns or AIG 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: Grand Opening Specials: Free mini cupcake with the purchase of a regular cupcake. Free mini cookie with the purchase of a cookie or brownie! 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: @Bleed_The_Dream i think its like mikiedogg or something. go to my following and go all the way to the end. 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: Starting this week . . .twitter for treats @ Taco Tico in El Dorado, KS . . . all in 140 characters or less! 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: @RossStevens "I never give up. I either get what I want or I change my mind." ---Dreams for an Insomniac 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: This is why "journalism" needs to die: how many latina, black or POC columnists does Time have? Now count the white ones. 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: RT @AmmadWilliams: #Dontyouhate playing the wingman or woman..wouldn't hate it as bad if the friend wasn't allways ugly and confident th ... 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: @beevie04 well atleast you're not stuck at school or work, so be happy! 07/08/09 06:54pm
en: Even though I don't care to much for Beyonce or Kanye, I'm really digging the song Ego. I really enjoy the beat. 07/07/09 11:02pm
en: Get A Funny T Shirt Today - Free Shipping On 2 Shirts or More http://tinyurl.com/o4vada 07/07/09 11:02pm
en: Is midnight too late to consider taking reference photos? Is this a good idea, or am I just too tired to know better? 07/07/09 11:02pm
en: debating whether or not I should leave ny house. 07/07/09 11:02pm
en: Why do ppl with the slightest hint of power or advantage tend to shit on others? 07/07/09 11:02pm
en: $3 Any Beer - Draft or Bottle, $3 Jameson Cocktails, Trivia at 8:30 @ Durkin’s (810 W Diversey) 07/07/09 11:02pm
en: @JasonCalacanis Before I had kids. Hell yeah! Now that I have kids. HELL NO! There is no price to put on my or anyone else's child's safety! 07/07/09 11:02pm
en: is it my imagination or do you feel good ? 07/07/09 11:02pm
en: Going LIVE w/@StephanieFrank on Peak Performance, Success & Persuasion http://tobtr.com/s/598338 or call 347-215-7546 07/07/09 11:02pm
en: @iconicfreedom Is there an official democratic or republican religion? ;) Didn't quite get your comment. 07/07/09 11:02pm
en: Hey @ShaneDawson do you watch cartoons or anime? (#ShaneDawson live > http://ustre.am/3Mr7) 07/07/09 11:02pm
en: Going LIVE w/@StephanieFrank on Peak Performance, Success & Persuasion http://tobtr.com/s/598338 or call 347-215-7546 07/07/09 11:02pm
en: @FunkyFresco what do u mean for once you cunt!!! Janets voice is way better then britney or madonnas! Lol 07/07/09 11:02pm
en: @IMKristenBell itll never end. you're a celeb. you don't have to follow everyone or anyone for that matter. Show the normies who's boss haha 07/07/09 11:02pm
en: @the_nihc i concur. Sockboi jr. Or 2nd? 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: @baileymcc Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: MC3: So you're saying I got lucky. Typical, or are you jealous I didn't ask for your help as luck incarnate? 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: cant w8 2 see the jonas brothers again maybe in mexico or houston..or HERE!!!!! 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: Once again I managed to not update the Readathon website, or e-mail anyone back. And now it's 7pm. Ugggh. 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: @bestofdiy Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: @Jason_Manford a beautician, pony and Zac Efron. Easy. Well. The beautician bit. Or a dancer to teach them a routine. Or both. And ice cream 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: @tonymcguinness Can't wait 4 new stuff. If u have too much work, please give me something to do!! ;) Waiting 4 a dj set in Italy or MoS ! 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: @jdvarlaro Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: Your Credit Score Could Make or Break You: Your credit score can have a big impact on your life. That score dete.. http://tinyurl.com/m57wo7 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: @tammiw you want to rent or buy? 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: @Yekith i know! anyway, if you want one, tell me if you want a frank or a mcr one and i make it for ya! 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: @poeticimmortal @Elfie33 *giggles* I dunno, do you have a habit of wandering? I like visiting other places, but I usually fly or poof. 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: there should be a browser add-in that detects your mood and displays everything in Comic Sans, or not 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: @_MAXWELL_ When I travel to Miami I'm going o see your show. Can you please do Lady In My Life or Human Nature?! 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: RT @DylanDForeigner: "@ThaQuintessence I ve had a sandwich or two lol #confession" (Keep your Arbys confessions coming, I won't judge) 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: NYChillin*LOL..MY HEAD IS HURTING...I CAN DECIDE BETWEEN IN THE PINK..PINK PEWTER.. OR DC CHERRY BLOSSOM... Why is life SO HARD*DECISION ... 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: thinking about non-profit journlsm, direct sponsorship of reprters and/or coverage areas, breaking the news (then putting it back together) 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: This is the first time in my entire adult life that I have not been under parole or other court supervision, an absolute milestone for me. 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: Hey @ShaneDawson dude im just wondering.......do u like Diet things or are u diabetic? (#ShaneDawson live > http://ustre.am/3Mr7) 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: @katevoegele it's cool your surname :-) mine is like fire or something like that hahahah 07/07/09 11:01pm
is: @topclasssound is it one flag or 6 flags? Lol! 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: "You can take it or leave it. This is me, this is who I am." Boondocks, LBT 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: @buddalunch I DIDN'T DENY IT HAPPNED & STILL HAPPNING.ASSUMPTION ALONE ISNT ENOUGH 2 RESOLVES THE PRBLM.R U STILL GONNA SCREAM @ ME OR WHAT? 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: You must choose, whether to live the experience we have now, if that is what we really want, the rise in a physical body or outside. 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: Did they say the same thing when elvis, john lennon, or JFK died??!!! 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: not only his musik or his dances but by being so unique so different from everyone else for bein carin n healing our world luv u mj 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: I still dont know who i like better...hannah montana or @mileycyrus 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: Dedicated people wanted to run our MayContain websites, Get in touch through Twitter or any of our MayContain.com sites @ www.MayContain.com 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: im going offline for an hour or so... bi 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: It cost the same at ups or fedex to mail out Las Vegas traffice ticket to Henderson $215 buckaroos ! 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: @tillyandthewall you dont call or text me anymore 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: @DwightHoward I might believe you are a competitive eater or could be :-) 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: @t_jor84 ugh this freaking city is the worse! I swear we drove around for like 15 mins looking for a place to ear that wasn't a pub or bar! 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: @DwightHoward Try underwater basket weaver or horse jockey. I get asked all the time, and I try to make up the most absurd sport 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: i am in love .. or did i just think i am in love? 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: @johnperrybarlow Many more people are injured or killed in Superbowl "games." 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: Oh Jordan... What can I do or what can I say only for your "CIAO" ???? 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: @TheDelicious doubt it, look at the header of the email to see who it is really from. or just send it to me and i'll look 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: SOOO Tues-Sat from 12-6 if ur by 5th ave stop by Sephora to get a Free Manicure or just to change your nail polish..GREAT im there Tomorrow 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: @j0hncore or you should just text me. Please let's not sound like we don't know each other, like we met over the web. 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: Portland, OR #Job: Manufacturing Process Engineer http://tinyurl.com/mokdqo 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: Ladies, is this a gr8 sign or what? (Hendersonville NC) http://twitpic.com/9mton 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: going to eat,ask question for my youtube video or whatever. www.youtube.com/mercraig 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: Just shared a vanilla cone at Culvers...burp...need a walk or else I'm going to lose my girlish figure 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: Listening to Lady Gaga's The Fame i'll either do a review tonight or tommorow 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: If someone has a booger in their nose n ur talking to them, do u tell them? or just try to avoid staring at it while not being able to stop? 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: @naut or the fan...get out the vac woman! 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: Mannny in new York...boo or cheer? 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: should i stay or should i go? so hard to decide 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: Hey @ShaneDawson do you like fred ? or do you hate him? (#ShaneDawson live > http://ustre.am/3Mr7) 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: Michael was BAD, he was OFF THE WALL! all his songs were the JAM! he made the world CRY and SCREAM! BLACK OR WHITE, 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: Ive just joined twitter... Love the way I automatically have 3 or 4 scam profiles following me... I must attract weirdos! :p 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: @therealpckler I don't like good bye either, I like "See you later or Take Care of your self or I love you" 07/07/09 11:01pm
eo: @katieeex3 like 3 AM or so...haha. :) 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: @artsychic5 Yeah, that's how it is for me too. I'd love it is if was in July or August because then I'd definitely be able to go. 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: @Simon_0116 omg i know. full trending topics about him. i refused to watch it or hear about it - but going onto twitter sorta spoilt thatlol 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: Going car shopping. 2dr accord 2dr altima or toyota solara. What do y'all think? 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: hi day - can we be over so i can plan whether or not to wake up and make crepes for breakfast tomorrow? kthanxbai 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: @TheMrsNikkiSixx I own an entertainment business as well, A.D.D. Entertainment or ADD-Entertainment.com. So ya always around music 2 :) 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: @marcajacobs http://tinyurl.com/lwk34h I see you, jen and buster... did you forget to pack the baby, or did she take the photo? ;-) 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: @Neilochka white bread or wheat? LOL I hope those beef dogs were Hebrew Nationals cuz they are the best! 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: I'm onto something....why is everything I write so dark?! Man! I need to write about happy things or have fun. My lord. Ahahha. 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: @ABeautifulMind1 I shall finish @Babybarista book tonight or tomorrow - enjoyed it... gentle in parts... very dark in others - Good! 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: going swimming or maybe not. 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: It doesn't matter we can watch a movie or just hang out. Why are u working Sunday? Its ur weekend off 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: wel tew daii i jus gt mi hair done lookn gud u kno lol bt kal it or txt it if u got it. 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: @karenbrand With YOUR mechanic? Or some other random mechanic? 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: mmk, so i'm stuck back here for the next 2 hours or so... someone save me! lol 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: @petewentz was this weird and/or painful for you at all? 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: Hey @ShaneDawson Are you gay or bi??? (#ShaneDawson live > http://ustre.am/3Mr7) 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: Seeking a green energy solution for your office or warehouse? Try @ontility! 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: @oopsj Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: @smellycents haha! I smell a good story. You should link arms or something just for fun. 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: Jammin 2 Santi / Santogold (or wutever she likes 2b calld___She's fukn rokn___Lovn her swavor ;D 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: @michellelentz: RT @TheWineDiva http://www.winebc.com/ BC wine institute...only VQA mems. Van area only? few here, must go inland or island 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: @slickvic Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: Don't give up, give out or give in. 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: I hate when the train stops like, in the air or water. I feel like im gonna die. 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: I am escaping the Michael Jackson hype, not like he discovered a cure for cancer or AIDS that the media devotes endless hours to him. 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: @DJ_CHUBBY_CHUB Ok ppl street fix 7pm anything goes log on or turn ur radio on www.hot97boston.com request 617 333 9755 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: @orangewarrior damn! so... you get feeds off the agencies or something like that? 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: my garden will have more zucchini then I know what to do with in the next week. If you want some, speak up now, or forever hold your peas. 07/07/09 11:01pm
en: sammis got this song on and the only lyrics are 'whys eee clockin ma faycee' or some such shit 07/04/09 10:41am
nl: Op repeat! meer balen dan boos meer boos dan balen or whatever te laat mijn backstage pass ontvangen De Rest is Geschiedenis. ! 07/04/09 10:41am
en: Sanchez J. 22M: Carrying Concealed Firearm, Unauthorized Use Or Possession Of Drivers, Obstructing Or Opposing An Officer Without, False ... 07/04/09 10:40am
en: You may think "i havent had to much". But the person or family you KILL may think diffrently. So dont chance it. DONT DRINK & DRIVE!!!! 07/04/09 10:40am
en: need time to rest or my eyeballs totally gonna explode after sitting in front of my computer for hours. 07/04/09 10:40am
en: The spammers are becoming as much or more of a menace than Kim Jong-Il I want to see updates on North Korea. Spam, as far ar the eye can see 07/04/09 10:40am
en: Wishing everyone a happy 4th of July. Whether it is your Independence Day or not, I hope you have a nice day. 07/04/09 10:40am
es: hmm .. pancakes or crepes ?? 07/04/09 10:40am
en: @sssimone8147 And I know nothing about @manmademoon 's prizes or giving thereof #moonfruit 07/04/09 10:40am
en: The internet is against me. Poll: Should I take this as a sign or try to get a good hour and a half in? 07/04/09 10:40am
en: @s2_Daniel or at least get a headace or a fit XD 07/04/09 10:40am
de: umm iphone #Ebuyer167201 or mac #moonfruit 07/04/09 10:40am
en: @scattermoon Or our flat? We have no spare bed but there's a sofa. 07/04/09 10:40am
en: Watchin V for Vendetta and debating weither I should level more or sleep... 07/04/09 10:40am
en: want to play CoD4 or something else with me? go here: http://tinyurl.com/le9pp8 07/04/09 10:40am
en: @ideafactory I find that no matter how tired I think I am or will be, I am happier when I wake up early and accomplish more during the day. 07/04/09 10:40am
en: @CullenCreationz ino its stupid you have top confirm that you're 18 or over!!!!! xx 07/04/09 10:40am
en: Myspace said its going to take 1 day or 1/2 day to delete my Myspace, cause i had it since 3rd grade 07/04/09 10:40am
en: Hey, find someone to port it to Flash or even HTML5 :P RT @MorganHK: http://www-jpc.physics.ox.ac.uk 07/04/09 10:40am
en: @TraumaOR or maybe you should submit your email so ya can see the builtens 07/04/09 10:40am
en: video - The Fixx - "Stand or Fall" Music Video http://ow.ly/gupn 07/04/09 10:40am
en: Think you have what it takes to get your club featured?? Do you think you are the best local Rugby club in the country or World? Click a ... 07/04/09 10:40am
en: Keep a regular rugby blog and let everybody know what is going on in your Rugby life or just your friends, either way check it out here ... 07/04/09 10:40am
en: "Either do not attempt at all, or go through with it." - Ovid 07/04/09 10:40am
en: cooker or AT&T ! Get it all at http://www.nway.org 07/04/09 10:40am
en: @thejabberwock 1970s, Tel-Ray. Came in via Ebay, $150 or so out the account. 07/04/09 10:40am
en: @riddletm Quark? The DS9 character, or the things that make up atoms and stuff and so on? 07/04/09 10:40am
en: janet is my birthday twin. for no appearant reason sje dipped imto reggae twice or more. beenie man. shaggy-mr.lover 07/04/09 10:40am
en: @srsally allusion: a brief, often indirect reference to a person, place or thing supposed to be known, but not explicitly mentioned 07/04/09 10:40am
en: Ladies since starting Max GXL and Max WLX I haven’t experienced bloating,discomfort,or any menopause problems http://snipr.com/jnmsz 3 month 07/04/09 10:40am
en: @AnotherJulia Certainly not Jools, I am a very conservative ( with tiny c) don't do mad outlandish hats or anything else (mmmmm) 07/04/09 10:40am
en: @RasmusP Just as long as its one of those girly dogs, like a poodle or something. 07/04/09 10:40am
en: A few loose ends to tie up and MA work to get out of the way then the weekend is mine. Gold Coast regional or Chorlton festival. Decisions! 07/04/09 10:40am
en: whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive...it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it #IranElection #Iran1776 07/04/09 10:40am
en: @CupcakeCampNI Well, let's take it from the top. Gimme the 140 characters or less on what this event is and who should attend. 07/04/09 10:40am
en: Getting my hair done today...... glass of wine (or 3), chocolates, massage chair, head massage :) xoxo 07/04/09 10:40am
en: 1000 emails, deleted 800 that were spam, or from mailing lists, lots of Freecycle: 100 can just be filed, 100 to deal with, but none urgent 07/04/09 10:40am
it: @Candice911 Tequila or go home! 07/04/09 10:40am
en: http://tinyurl.com/mvh7s5 - Make $1600 in a week? or $500 to $600 a day? from home? Unemployed or even part timers.. 07/04/09 10:40am
en: Also, Singapore Night Safari & Orchid Garden - both fantastic. Initial pictures should be incoming w/in next day or so #tweetaroundtheworld 07/04/09 10:40am
en: @TriJackal Enjoy it. Who's your favorite Tour de France rider or team? 07/04/09 10:40am
en: iTunes UK iPhone free apps top 50: "Remote" With Remote you can control the music on your computer or Apple TV... http://tinyurl.com/lhe57u 07/04/09 10:40am
en: I dont care about anything or anyone 07/04/09 10:40am
en: Fresh young church is searching for a Worship Pastor - If interested please @ reply or send email to search4worship@gmail.com 07/04/09 10:40am
en: this billboard in alabama just said ''go to church or the devil will get you.'' discuss. 07/04/09 10:40am
en: Even if you don't have reason to be happy — make it up. Fantasize it. Make a decision that you're going to be happy one way or another 07/04/09 10:39am
en: Ok I have G1 its cool but can somebody explain the big crazyness over android? What does it do that osx, winmo, or web os can't do? 07/04/09 10:39am
en: Got up @4:45am to run 6 mi in the rain. Is this improvement or insanity? 07/04/09 10:39am
en: Shabba in a metropolis. Da man walking in front jus turned round an looked at me like I was a giant donkey or somethin. Weirdo. 07/04/09 10:39am
en: @TweetDeck Is there a fix for TweetDeck starting off the screen and/or forgetting it's last position on the desktop (xp) 07/04/09 10:39am
en: Choices, choices-paint the tank, detail the rhinos or give my marines eyes...40K, gotta love it! Undefeated Templars deserve some paint. 07/04/09 10:39am
en: WHEN can I see you again? or never? ahhhh don't you think I was patient enough? or.. if I have wait more.. then will I get to see him? 07/04/09 10:39am
en: Y!:Fugees - Ready or Not 07/04/09 10:39am
en: @Ollierb Our aerial is old so we're getting a new one and new points in the bedrooms. Good times. Pub or beach later if ur up for it? 07/04/09 10:39am
en: so many people have suffered because of H1N1, I feel for them. To those who are affected or know people who are, Fight!!! =) 07/04/09 10:39am
: Its religious strike that takes place in mosques or holy places 07/04/09 10:39am
: Is the certificate you got from Joep official or just for fun? 07/04/09 10:39am
en: All manner of rites and rituals were created to "call forth" the spirit of whatever gods might be needed or desired at the moment,.. 07/04/09 10:39am
en: I guess I need to stop reading all the acidic comments or else im gonna be CRAZY!! Love u MJ - forever 07/04/09 10:39am
en: well @manutd_updates I think Owen could have the potential to become one of the best again :) or he will get injoured and dissapear 07/04/09 10:39am
en: won 300 at Luxor. Cody is still there. He doesn't sleep or eat. 07/04/09 10:39am
en: RE: Grannymar I'm testing out Disqus using my twitter account. Try using your twitter a/c on the other blog or ask them … http://disq.us/tr3 07/04/09 10:39am
en: @Irish_Siobhan I'm trying to figure out how to explain this. For starters, it's too powerful for me to take or mimic. That's rare. 07/04/09 10:39am
en: @rob_sheridan or jacket and shorts 07/04/09 10:39am
en: Volturri anyone? Follow Dimitri @alchemission or Aro will get really annoyed! You know you don't wanna mess with the Volturri, right? :winks 07/04/09 10:39am
en: Horror or horrors!!!! There is a scratch on my new aluminum macbook. I need to buy a sleeve. 07/04/09 10:39am
en: Happy 4th of July to all!!!!Criss Angel,the tickets to your show"Believe"may stay in a dvd of mindfreak or in your book? 07/04/09 10:39am
: http://www.swissformulation.myarbonne.com/ 07/04/09 10:39am
en: Sooo full! I'm on an eating frenzy today. I better stop or I'll end up the size of a house! 07/04/09 10:39am
eo: @jamie_iovine1 .... get a hobby or a job man!! LOL 07/04/09 10:39am
en: Got 2 or 3 hours of sleep, if that. Way too early to be functioning. Off to try to get some concert tickets. 07/04/09 10:39am
en: Tea or a snooze...or Burnout? 07/04/09 10:39am
en: likes how "just one pint down the pub for a bit" turned into 6 or 7 until about 1:30am #fb 07/04/09 10:39am
en: @monchalee Holy Smokes, wereht they supposed to start at 10 or 1030 or so? 07/04/09 10:39am
en: http://tinyurl.com/n98bk3 -retired or just plain want some EXTRA monthly INCOME? It doesn't get more effortless. Start the twitmachine! 07/04/09 10:39am
en: @211me any ideas or plans for future bets? happy 4th of July too. 07/04/09 10:39am
en: Happy 4th July everyone (or just the Americans :) ) 07/04/09 10:39am
en: http://tinyurl.com/kj8rgw -most innovative yet easy-to-use tool for an automated online business that yields 6 or 7 digit earnings range 07/04/09 10:39am
en: My heart is on my sleeve wear it like a bruse or black eye my badge my witness means that i believed every single lie you said 07/04/09 10:39am
en: @alyaaa you have the CD or you watch it in YouTube? 07/04/09 10:39am
: #buy #windows7 07/04/09 10:39am
en: Mt family keep asking what I want for my birthday - don't need or want anything...how lucky is that? Doesn't help them though! 07/04/09 10:39am
en: singing old songs from the past =P soO funny, like lazy town or the teletubbies xDDD LOL 07/04/09 10:39am
en: @harrisonparker9 why would u ask me that question? are u old or young? 07/04/09 10:39am
: Ah, nobody knows...all the trouble I've seen! 07/04/09 10:39am
en: So high on life right now. Gloves to a pub or not? Maybe another bomb, it's as cold as tits! 07/04/09 10:39am
en: @Dutchrudder cool, that way we have a better chance of hitting him. Shall we kill him or just badly wound him? 07/04/09 10:39am
en: @JessVanDen @michvanetta yeh i want to know too jess! how did it go! or are u crashed in bed now? hehe 07/04/09 10:39am
en: @JulieeM He's the leader right? or was it the blue or the white? LOL. Kill me. 07/04/09 10:39am
en: What mail app for Windows you're using? I use The Bat for the last 5 years and now I think about Postbox or Thunderbird. I need your advice. 07/04/09 10:39am
en: takin time 2 do it rite day or nite I lose site of time 2 make my ryhme so it seems 2 those that dream that I just sit and do shit that is I 07/03/09 04:52am
en: @selenagomez drink some energy drinks or something 07/03/09 04:52am
en: @JusJUBEE It wasn't me or @wale...it was yo momma and @LizaMinelli 07/03/09 04:52am
en: @springfieldQLD are you guys bored that you are replying to very old DMs with the same message or are you now using bots? 07/03/09 04:52am
en: @SPOKENREASONS Talking or express openly what you feel, what you like or don't like that makes great sex. 07/03/09 04:52am
en: @lorikim Wow! So awesome that you do staging for dog rescue! My involvement so far in rescue is $, benefits or tweeting! 07/03/09 04:52am
en: Sun is very orange this morning....or yellow maybe. It's one of the two anyway. Gawd...it looks hot. 07/03/09 04:52am
en: RT @uniquementvotre: free gift for your first T-Shirt, Bag or dog's clothes order @http://e-tee.net ! Offer valid until July 9th ! 07/03/09 04:52am
en: @Eastmon hi Warren. I couldn't see this on my iPhone.....do I need to register or something? Mike L 07/03/09 04:52am
en: FYI.........DON'T FORGET TO RATE VIDEOS IF YOU LIKE 'EM OR NOT ;-p 07/03/09 04:52am
en: @oxfordgirl -ICC "will only act when countries themselves are unable or unwilling to investigate or prosecute Human Rights Violations." 07/03/09 04:52am
en: @sweet_pea00 perfect analogy though handicapped is fine if they dont look it or talk I've lowered my standards 07/03/09 04:52am
is: @DeiondraSanders n dallas or the atl 07/03/09 04:51am
en: Mat & Kim is good music to mock up user flows to. or just to, you know, listen to. 07/03/09 04:51am
en: RT @jimmyhendricks: Are you an inventor or entrepreneur? http://is.gd/1kyvm GREAT READ 07/03/09 04:51am
en: So, is sleep going out of style? Is it retro? Or is it becoming so rare that it will be commoditized, traded like gold or platinum? #fb #ZZZ 07/03/09 04:51am
en: ...or now. 07/03/09 04:51am
en: " I'll get my dogs to do you dirty, they all 730 Rock a ski mask whether its June or February" <--- Throwbacc REMY!! 07/03/09 04:51am
en: my niece told me she wants to be @selenagomez when she grows up. or a rock star. interchangeable apparently? 07/03/09 04:51am
en: @ilovebobbyedner Hey! Quit logging in as me and typing stuff! Or i'll get u back. 07/03/09 04:51am
en: @awaitheophany or anybody else, on the sims 3 can you have separate games? like could the boys play and not interfere with my own game? 07/03/09 04:51am
en: @selenagomez what colour should i paint my nails: pink or red? 07/03/09 04:51am
en: i could see how lindsay lohan's music would make you wanna do coke off a urinal or bidet. @sevinnyne6126 07/03/09 04:51am
en: Goodnight. I feel a bit dizzy. Not sure if it is sleep calling or nausea. Let's hope for sleep. Peace... 07/03/09 04:51am
en: Sometimes i wish i was st8 n not bi ! Did she swallow a drama movie or something while i was outside??? 07/03/09 04:51am
en: gives GOD all honor ad praise cuz without Him I wudnt b where I am right now (@home or n life)! Only with GOD! :-) 07/03/09 04:51am
en: Knock knock. Who's there. Agent. Agent who. Agent-leman always handles sensitive situations in person or on the phone. Never email 07/03/09 04:51am
en: @RangerMonkey Mazel tov! Or would that be Mazel tweet? =] 07/03/09 04:51am
en: @Jweezy789 Lmao. where were you?? in the car or some shit?! 07/03/09 04:51am
en: Liked "A possible way to go global (>7 countries) with some Open Science projects (be this blog 3 descendants or..." http://ff.im/4ICTc 07/03/09 04:51am
en: @missandrealewis u are coming back?!? Or ur are proud of him??? Lol 07/03/09 04:51am
en: @meglovesthepens Oh me too. I've been trying to fill my spare time with Tennis, or baseball, but I still miss it. Badly. :-( 07/03/09 04:51am
en: the 3g or just 3gs? 07/03/09 04:51am
en: I need to follow less people or I need to dead twitter... Hmmmpth 07/03/09 04:51am
en: #sdi09 LaT 3rd source: Were the baboons Strum observed “mediators” or intermediaries (69)? 07/03/09 04:51am
en: This Dance and Song festival stuff is oh-so-great. SOme the 12 day at the stadion. And some swimming in between or afterwards. 07/03/09 04:51am
en: Any ladies that play xbox wanna join an all girl clan? Sign up at www.LoV.spruz.com or msg me LoV BAD GiRL is my gamertag 07/03/09 04:51am
en: Weiner dogs like to lick. Or so I have learned. :alien 07/03/09 04:51am
en: @ryan_riva None! Well, probably nyu or the new school next fall, but i snagged a couple of mighty cool internships for the time being 07/03/09 04:51am
en: @mrseancullen you are so weird and delightful. Never stop being YOU. and don't ever quit going to the dentist. or eating cats. 07/03/09 04:51am
en: Oh shit, sum1 fell asleep on Cris Carter while he was givin' a motivational speech...smh...dat Rookie shouldve done sum push-ups or sumthin' 07/03/09 04:51am
en: Or looking toward a relaxing swim at the Wilderness Lodge.... http://twitpic.com/94dhu 07/03/09 04:51am
en: @EastDallasAlice Yeah and double excited, or you speak with a studder! lol :) 07/03/09 04:51am
en: Feel free to download "that oughta hold 'em" from iTunes or thecunninghamsband.com. #thecunninghamsband 07/03/09 04:51am
en: @MacKennzi *laughs* no i mean, if you shapeshift into a 3 year old do you act and talk like a 3 year old or if your 20 & act lk your 20.... 07/03/09 04:51am
en: Was that goochland or taintland county? 07/03/09 04:51am
en: I'm gonna try and find some fireworks for my boy! Maybe hit up a cook out or two!! 07/03/09 04:51am
en: @Vrosajr ariza shud hav stayed wit the lakers..or came back to the knicks...it looks like the nets r making room for lebron... 07/03/09 04:51am
en: @StageStallion what is your opinion of 39 steps? Looking for a good show on or off broadway for tomorrow night. Not too campy... 07/03/09 04:51am
en: a cold day in hell or a hot time in heaven its all relative either way action's the same I'm bouncin on the godhead somebody put me to bed 07/03/09 04:51am
en: is it me or is Megan Fox a raging beeotch? It is good thing she is hot because she has a crappy personality. 07/03/09 04:51am
en: Took the "Miley,Avril Lavigne,Demi or Vanessa?" quiz and got "Demi"! - http://shar.es/cltz 07/03/09 04:51am
en: internet marketing tools can be expenseive except with pyrabang drive traffic, little effort, or expense for you http://pyrabangreview.com 07/03/09 04:51am
en: @bavu whut it dew?...healin tha hood..or am I just dreamin? 07/03/09 04:51am
en: @PerezHilton so are you REALLY good friends with Brandon Hilton...or do you see him as the sad narcissistic pathological liar like the rest? 07/03/09 04:51am
en: @stegerdmc i know...our other passenger should have been ready tho, or we should have gotten her last 07/03/09 04:51am
en: @simplygorgeous lucky you....no ones pickin up the phone or anything....i just keep ironing lol....im really really bored wow lol 07/03/09 04:51am
en: everybody go there tonight, witness the bloodiest bloodbath ever! who you got? jer "the fury" king or nb "the fury" santos?! 07/03/09 04:51am
en: @SomethingGirl Sure, if you call not having a dad (or mom) and growing up homeless/poverty stricken "working out well." ;) 07/03/09 04:51am
en: Just take a lunch. Wait wait. Is it lunch or still breakfast? Safe to say its an early lunch.. (or late breakfast??) 07/03/09 04:51am
en: @sathyaphoenix time to post on FB in an ordered LIST! Bulleted or numbered! 07/03/09 04:51am
en: @ShannaMarsh no worries about being stuck at home. i only leave the house long enough to drive my gma places or buy food. i'm antisocial. =) 07/03/09 04:51am
en: can it be hot or whaaat, feeling overwhelmed. 07/03/09 04:51am
en: DJing live at Stir Cocktail Lounge in Santa Rosa. . . Come on in and say hello, or even make a request! www.stickam.com/baysic 07/03/09 04:51am
en: There is either something wrong with my blackberry or its verizon? I'm thinking its my bb? Grrrrrrr 07/03/09 04:51am
en: Like seriously, I'm gonna die...or at least come pretty damn close to it. WTF is this...?!? 07/03/09 04:51am
en: http://is.gd/1m5Jq Lead Electrical Project Engineer - Power Generation / N. Hampshire Lary O'Keefe contract to perm or perm opportunity 07/03/09 04:51am
en: @TiffanyJaneSays you hit up any dxc or any events? 07/03/09 04:51am
en: I aint a blood or a crip but my blood niggas is so damu...you'll get your food ate like 4X2! 07/03/09 04:51am
en: @sjane_102 And I always talk about how I'm dying or going to go drive off cliffs. Why aren't you used to this by now? 07/03/09 04:51am
en: I rather believe their phones are broken or they have no reception 07/03/09 04:51am
en: http://is.gd/1m5Jk Global Power Market Sector Leader NES Global The successful candidate will have a BSc/BA degree or equivalent in engineer 07/03/09 04:51am
en: finding housing in a town that I am not currently living in is NOT fun or easy 07/03/09 04:51am
en: @BisayaGrappler We feel the same about your boy Ariza down here in Houston! 6 million dollars for Kobe's 3rd or 4th option? #lakers #rockets 07/03/09 04:51am
en: Followed a few of the folks following me. I'm sure I'll get blocked again for 2 or 3 days from Twitterlords. 07/03/09 04:51am
en: www.hostgator.co.in Best Web Hosting? I Am Thinking Of Vodahost Or Hostgator Any Ideas ...: Best Web Hosting? I Am .. HG 07/03/09 04:51am
en: @khadijahjames Half Acre has brewery tours and they are in LIncoln Square (or maybe Logan, I forgot). We need to go asap! 07/03/09 04:51am
en: Does any1no whicth judge paula or ciara iis stayin 07/03/09 04:51am
en: @GritzATL, ok, so tell me why I expected a 2 set long CD? Brains don't be working sometimes. Or I'm greedy! LOL Siempre deseo MAS! 07/03/09 04:51am
en: is wondering why the hell Twitter won't let me follow or not follow people... It's my choice damnit! 07/03/09 04:51am
en: Ennui is my thing...or at least it is right now. 07/03/09 04:51am
en: @hautegrl05 hav u talkd 2 him? Id say 4give but ummm tht was pretty dang deep! Id have 2 think abt it or better yet w8 5yrs. Inside joke... 07/03/09 04:51am
en: @houtdog yeaa that's the scary part.. Not finding what you're good at or what u love... Nowadays it's all about financial security.. 07/03/09 04:51am
en: Coming in Campaign 16....new Anew Ultimate Gold Emulsion Night. After 14 days skin looks 5 yrs younger. Guaranteed or your $$ back. 07/03/09 04:51am
en: f sleep man. i cant sleep. i probably will fall asleep around 3... or 4.... ha 07/03/09 04:51am
en: @jinju0 TwitZap was having convulsions or something, HAHAHA 07/03/09 04:51am
en: At Griffin lounge with @babyjam824 its gettng better by the minute or maybe its the drinks 07/03/09 04:51am
en: @candicekay are you watching season 1 or the three recent episodes? 07/03/09 04:51am
en: @MzPrettyPhresh lol or u can b like me and do both at once 07/03/09 04:51am
en: @necolebitchie I just watched that on YouTube. It's the MTV awards or the vmas. That was one of his best 07/03/09 04:51am
en: @disko_d yeah, it is on Flatbush or at least it was. I haven't been by that way for plant reasons in a while. 07/03/09 04:51am
en: @kayteeinaz no one could go :/ so another day. ill prolly just chill here at home or go to poly...decisions, decisions 07/03/09 04:51am
en: Is it me or is Jermaine Jackson wearing a permanent hair helmet! or maybe that's a net wig i dunno but that sucker don't move! 07/03/09 04:51am
en: is it just me or did turmac roll get harder 07/03/09 04:51am
en: http://twitpic.com/94dge - either people on twitter copy each others posts... or they think scarily alike... exactly alike... 07/03/09 04:51am
en: @mjeaton Small company? Startup? Or large company? I know your ques was rhetorical, but there are reasons. 07/02/09 01:42pm
: is awesome or that you think? 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: @chamonixrose saftey pin them! or paper clip! 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: @MariaGalea or when my bf surprised me with a rose on V day !!! omg that was sooo embarassingggg ... and sweet !!! =D 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: @bullfroge hey! sounds good, i won't be around this weekend or next but i'll try iming you sometime :P 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: Folk festival to far away? Check out the Cool Sound and Outdoor Market every Thursday Rain or shine held in Bangor's Pickering Square. 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: i'm meeting a man named John Adams on the roof of the Hilton Garden Inn downtown at 1:30 p.m. this is either a photo shoot or a drug deal 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: @vealmince @shermozzle I think you only get local film funding for "bleak" or "harrowing" films... 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: New post: Or maybe it just rolls into a lake (http://dustbury.com/N7) 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: @creamyberry ..one, I have no idea how to get it except order online. so which one that you wish for..the limited edition or not? 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: Or can you only eat #moonfruit whilst mooning? 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: Note this well, for it is of the heavens in the sphere may be received more or less favorably, and truths capable of demonstration? 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: Supermom Says: A day in my shoes. Or part of it anyway. http://tinyurl.com/nyjp73 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: pee or applejuice ? life's eternal mystery. 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: Baby gurl u make my day everytime I C or think abt u http://mypict.me/76m1 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: wtf, you can't listen to Alt Nation or Lithium on XM Online anymore? Such BS. Fuck you Sirius/XM 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: Which way should it go? (= or =) 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: doesnt know how to think or feel.... i feel numb! 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: @zombietwitch yup i will :D tweet when you're back or something and i'll sms you the details 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: RT @AlertNet: An update from ICRC on the #humanitarian situation in Dir and Buner, #Pakistan - many can't work or buy food http://bit.l ... 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: I'm fininish prob got like 600 updates or sum!!! But I'm in the shower my twiggaz :/ & @MiszCece09 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: RT @TerseVerse: Heard #Moonfruit is tastier in zeroG; can any Aliens, Astronauts, SpacePirates, SkySquids, or Sentient Satellites confirm? 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: just #moonfruit, #moonfruit, no one wants to #moonfruit it, show him how funky.. strong is your fight, doesn't matter whose wrong or right! 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: @GLBcnn N.Korea fires 4th missle today or 4th all together since we've been keeping track? 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: Just applied for a job...now we play the waiting game or I could look for some more jobs! 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: @himma2 are you using the free app or the $3 TWC app? 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: contemplaitin whether to self enduce an afternoon nap or would that make me to much or an "old man"lol 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: @dysconnection is this seminar a rerun of the one I came to or a sequel? If a sequel, please can I come? 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: @TomFelton Or maybe a book of trivia facts. Why do Men Have Nipples and other Questions You'd only ask your Doctor after 3 Martinis is good. 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: Novel ion trap holds promise for sensing very small forces or for quantum communications: http://tinyurl.com/mvcwpk 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: @AnyaNabila hmm.. Suruh carlo jmpt nya or something hehe. Tp ntr maleman ada yg recorded koq. Hope it works later on :) 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: Need a telemarketing pro. Get leads, set appointments or BtoB Sales? $15hr.+incentives I have 3 seats available. http://snipr.com/iwvj2 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: Only in the mood for ice cream today, or at least a photot of it http://www.martinepetra.com/images/Fridais.jpg via http://twib.es/279 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: @mschmaltz11 Hi Meaghan, love your site! Let's network. If you need photographers, take a look at anpbotos.com or http://tinyurl.com/ld74xf 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: @RicBucher who's logged more TV time offseason: u or Broussard? and, potential trade destinations for Rudy Fernandez given his complaints? 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: Greatly appreciative of the support by the team @ Woo Themes (@woothemes). This is why you go for a premium theme for your blog or business! 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: hates sending off emails and waiting for the inevitable angry response (or no response, which may be more frustrating). 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: Going to watch people get Tats...sweet lol. Or I might just get my nose pierced! 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: Time to do it now! Summer Special $100 off on Wood & Tile Flooring installation or refinishing. Visit our web site at www.mrfelixfloor.com. 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: im sooo sleepy not in the mood to deal with kids..... they better be good or else.... 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: @mtthwdyr The real question is whether or not I'll need it in my job. 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: New article on my jewelry in this week's Preston Hollow People. Newspaper - or go to my blog to get the link to read the online version. 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: "No results for #MrsSlocombesPussy" yet it's trending. Hmmm... Is twitter filtering the trending topics? or is it just a bug? 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: @heyrbk HAHAH or 'Stop tweeting, get involved' AHAH. that's like twitter's threadless shirts. 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: @markhoppus 12 or more hours working a fireworks stand. i win. 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: @jonyoungmusic Ahhh shit man its waaaay to early lol... I needa get that twiitascope or w/e to stop posting automatically lol. 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: @TimNekritz: Years from now will you say, "I really wish I had worked that July 3rd!" As for me, it's a toss-up: jury duty or portal meeting 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: All true artists, whether they know it or not, create from a place of no-mind, from inner stillness-Eckhart Tolle #quotes 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: @saulyoung Nah I meant for fun! Get centered... take some pictures of a bee or something (just don't get stung) 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: RT @atifzain: @naveenaqvi on any terrorism accident #India said #Pakistan did this within Secs with no proof, is it friendship? or they ... 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: @willer Seriously, this Thursday = Monday thing just sucks. Even if Friday is Tuesday. Or Tuesday is Friday. No idea what I'm talking about. 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: @anapaulapjagain "for the win" - "An enthusiastic emphasis to the end of a comment, message, or post. Sometimes genuine, but often sarc 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: @leebrasco Go to my blogger, it's more or less done. Will put it up at about 5-6 on my thing, and I'm gonna promote all of this now. Safe 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: #craptransformers Speculator.... Looks like a Minister or banker in a suit, turns into an anal speculum 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: what to cook on the grill this july 4th?!? reg ol' burgers or something crazy? 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: @FoodPreserver1 Tonight's ate-nighter will include making 3 or 4 batches of jam. You must be ramping up the canning and freezing, no? 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: TEDxNWC 2.0 is going to rock! @ or DM for an invite: http://nwcny.com/tedx/ 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: Triangle Tweeps: Please enlighten a new NC resident. Is it legal or illegal to buy and fire off firecrackers in this great state of ours? 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: Do you have a 2004 or later GM or Chrysler vehicle? Bring it in and receive an additional $1,000 Customer Cash for it. Call John Summe ... 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: Just got off the train and got a whiff of bbq chicken or something. Now I want some! 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: Planning on building a sword or paintball place sometime 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: @Jimjar apparently #moonfruit isn't the first, apparently #squarespace is.. but I don't think I saw them trending.. or didi I miss it? 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: : or maybe they like me because of my #moonfruit... 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: Why is it always feast or famine? Seriously?! 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: @Person678 10 minutes or so back that would have been a #moonwotsit. ;) 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: Just reminds me of why I stopped watching BET. Not in protest or anything against it. Just not interested. 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: @katienich Doesn't it look wonderful? Now look at this. It reminds me of us, or something, haha: http://tinyurl.com/m38p5f 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: The worst part of vacation is getting ready for it. I'm really putting it off right now. I should at least pack or something, right? 07/02/09 01:42pm
en: RT @djenvy: Producers,rappers,singers,keep pushin dont let up..dont be scared.go hard or go home.(Maino 2 deals.redcafe 5 deals,drake 1s ... 07/02/09 01:41pm
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en: @Linda we should go now or? 07/02/09 01:41pm
en: I'm eating oreos dipped or scooped in peanut butter for breakfast, yum. Try it it is really good. I eat healthy most of the time. 07/02/09 01:41pm
en: Feels/Looks like London or Seattle! @eDougBanks Downtown Boston, 9 am. What the? http://twitpic.com/91e8n 07/02/09 01:41pm
en: Okay, @RandyBrock, it's 58 degrees and you said high 70s today. I'm giving you eight hours to deliver, or you lose a knee cap. 07/02/09 01:41pm
en: toshiba is so rude..they full dont call or give updates on my laptops situation 07/02/09 01:41pm
en: question of a n00b: block spammers or let them follow no matter what? 07/02/09 01:41pm
en: Has the "reply" function in this Twitter update been disabled or is this just more of my network hassles? #twitterfail 07/02/09 01:41pm
en: Is debating whether or not I should steal the parts of this nice camry for my girlfriend... 07/02/09 01:41pm
en: Or is the real challenge being comedic relief and still be taken seriously enough to be considered smart and not just a motivated idiot? 07/02/09 01:41pm
en: @LEDOUBLENY fight the sleeep dubz.... u ever seen body snatchers....or nightmare on elmstreet ...just stay awake 07/02/09 01:41pm
en: @syzzlyn Not particularly a fan. could be the focus on the supernatural. or maybe something else. not sure why. 07/02/09 01:41pm